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fan fiction from akb drama majisuka gakuen . what if black (kashiwagi yuki) married with gekikara (matsui rena).
Mad Baby
Gekikara : *giggle* Blaaack! *giggle* Where are you? *giggle*
*no answers*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gekikara : Ne…okotteru? *giggle*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Gekikara : Me…*giggle*…mad…*giggle* *bite nails*
Baby : *cries in gigahertz level*
Gekikara : *giggle* U…ru…sai!!! *giggle*
Black : *appear* Stop giggling. You scared him.
Bloody Fists
Gekikara : It’s no fun.
Black : that’s why I told you to leave us alone
Gekikara : but I want to help! *sparkling eyes*
Black : you couldn’t even change his diapers…*rolling eyes*
Gekikara : he kept crying when I was about to!
Black : wash your hands before doing it *sigh*
Lullaby
Gekikara : Bad boy! Sleep now!
Baby : *stare* *lips trembling* *watery eyes*
Gekikara : Sleep…now… *stare back*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Black : *appear* You are hopeless *carry the child in the arms*
Amaku”chi-chi” (chichi = father/dad in Japanese)
Gekikara : What should I do?
Black : Please being Amakuchi…
Gekikara : I’ve graduated.
Black : But we have a son now.
Gekikara : That’s not ours.
Black : Oh, so that’s it. Okay, don’t ever see me again. *leave*
Gekikara : I’M KIDDING! JUST KIDDING! *hold Black’s legs*
Underage
Amakuchi : Black…I love you…*snuggle*
Black : Hmm…
Amakuchi : Black…*hug*
Black : Hmm…
Amakuchi : I want a kiss *shoving lips*
Black : stop it!
Amakuchi : Ehh?? Why?
Black : The baby’s still awake.
Solution
Amakuchi : Why can’t we get separated room?
Black : I can’t watch him easily.
Amakuchi : I want you to watch only me.
Black : *blush*
Amakuchi : *grin* Let’s go to the living room *drag*
Major Turn Off
Amakuchi : *whispering*
Black : *giggling*
Amakuchi : *kissing*
Black : Mmmh…eh, wait! *stop*
Amakuchi : What’s wrong?
Black : I think I heard he cry…
*silence for 5 seconds*
Amakuchi : There’s…nothing *shrug*
Black : Sorry, I guess it was just my imagination.
Amakuchi : *grin* Let’s continue *kissing*
Black : Mmmh…mmh…eh! *stop*
Amakuchi : What is it? *sigh*
Black : I’m afraid he needs to pee *leaving*
*few mins*
Black : He’s sleeping *smiles* let’s continue.
Amakuchi : You know what? I prefer watching him right now. *leave*
Hopeless Parent
Amakuchi : How about putting him in a daycare while you’re working?
Black : My income won’t do.
Amakuchi : I’m working too, remember? Don’t worry about that.
Black : But still, such a waste of money.
Amakuchi : Well, I’ll take care of him then *smiles*
Black : Do you know the cheapest daycare around here?
Doing It Right
Amakuchi : I’ll pick him up later, right?
Black : Yup, 5 PM. Don’t forget.
Amakuchi : You can count on me!
Black : Actually I’m a bit worried…
Mistake
Black : Tadaima!
Amakuchi : Okaerinasai~~
Black : where’s the baby? *worry*
Amakuchi : he’s sleeping. Look, there’s nothing to worry about right?
Black : Thank you, I’ll check him *smiles* maybe I can really count on her…
Amakuchi : He’s in the bedroom
*few mins*
Black : *sigh* You picked up the wrong kid…
Feeding
Amakuchi : Say “Aaaah” *offering spoon*
Black : Careful, it’s still hot.
Amakuchi : I know. Come on, baby. Say “Aaaah”
Baby : *stay still*
Amakuchi : He doesn’t want to eat…
Black : That doesn’t mean you can eat it, Geki (=_=’’)
Healthy Food
Amakuchi : Eww, *stick out tongue* tastes like shit
Black : Who says you should eat it?
Amakuchi : He doesn’t like it anyway.
Black : Soon. I’ll make him to.
Amakuchi : Why?
Black : Vegetables are good for baby.
Amakuchi : No wonder it tastes like someone’s puke.
Carbs and Sugar
Amakuchi : *show* You want this? Want this? Open your mouth, Itadakimaaaasu~~
Baby : *laughs*
Amakuchi : Yaaay! You like it? Good boy *pet*
Black : Gekiiiiii! I don’t want my boy getting a premature obese.
Child’s Future
Gekikara : But chocolate contains vitamins!
Black : I thought you never listened to the teacher back then.
Gekikara : *giggle* for my graduation sake, I did.
Black : I want him to like vegetables.
Gekikara : why are you so eager? Let him be. *giggle*
Black : I want him to be a strong yankee.
Gekikara : I’m strong. And never eat vegetables. *proud*
Black : I don’t want him to be like you (=__=)
Baby : I don’t want to be a yankee, Mommies!
What Dad Does
Black : Gekiiii, please help me taking him for a walk!
Gekikara : Do not want *sleepy*
Black : And you called yourself a dad?
Gekikara : I’d rather to be a mom.
Black : Can you please breastfeed him?
Gekikara : Come on kid! The weather outside is nice! *dragging the baby*
What Dad Suffers
Black : Gekiiii, please help me change the diapers!
Gekikara : Do not want *yawn*
Black : Sleep outside tonight *leave*
Gekikara : Where’s the baby powder again?
What Dad Wants
Black : Gekiiii, please take him to the bath!
Gekikara : I’d rather taking YOU to the bath (-3-)
Black : What was that again? *cold glare*
Gekikara : *dragging baby* let’s go get your rubber ducky!
What Dad Gets
Black : Gekiiii!
Gekikara : WHAT IS IT NOW???
Black : Thank you for helping me*kissing*
Gekikara : I-I’m a good Dad *blush*
Glaring Contest
Gekikara : ._.
Baby : o.o
Gekikara : O___o
Baby : O.O
Gekikara : (O)___(O)
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Black : I have two children…
Single Mom
Black : Get your rubber ducky? Oh, he’s flying! Look….whooosh! *playing the rubber ducky*
Baby : *laugh* *playing with rubber ducky*
Black : You cute boy, let Mom wash your back. *smile* come on, turn around.
Baby : *still playing and laughing*
Gekikara : *slams the door open* WASH MY BACK TOO!!!! *jumps in the bathtub*
Baby : *scared* HWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Black : I surely have two children…
Bubblebath Disaster
Baby : *laugh* *playing bubbles*
Black : *rubbing baby’s back*
Gekikara : *watching* Sure it’s nice our whole family in a bathtub
Black : Umm..Geki…
Gekikara : *start rubbing Black’s back* But sometimes I want to be with you alone here…
Black : Geki…
Gekikara : *hugging Black from the back* And we could make a sister for him *giggle*
Black : GEKIKARA!
Gekikara : WHAT?? I know we’re not gonna do it in front of our son right now!
Black : Get out quickly!
Gekikara : YOU MAD???
Black : No…he just peed in the bathtub…
How to Deal With Your Wife
Black : Now is your turn to carry him on the back.
Gekikara : Ahh, what a pain…
Black : You call yourself a good parent?
Gekikara : You call yourself a good wife?
Black : Alright, alright, you can do anything tonight *blush*
Gekikara : *fired up* Where’s that boy again?
Lost and Found
Black : I can’t find the pacifier…*worry* *searching the whole house*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Black : Wooshoo, wooshoo, wooshoo, good boy. Don’t cry…*stroking baby’s hair*
Baby : HWEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Black : This won’t do. Where’s that damn thing again? *frustrate*
Gekikara : *appear* Hi. What’s wrong?
Black : “Hi” MY ASS! WHAT’S WITH THAT PACIFIER IN YOUR MOUTH?
Santa Claus
Gekikara : Christmas is next week! What do you want? *smiles*
Black : All I want for Christmas is you! *blush*
Gekikara : It’s a song…I’m serious *grin*
Black : No, I’m serious as well. I want you…and five things on that list *shove a paper* *leave*
Gekikara : I don’t remember marrying Shibuya…seriously? Spray tan??Nail polish??
Anonymous
*child’s 2nd birthday*
Black : *carrying baby in the arms**smiling cheerfully*
Baby : *laugh*
Gekikara : *singing happy birthday**showing the small cake*
Black : Happy birthday….to you!!! Yaay *playing with baby’s hand*
Gekikara : *giggle* Happy 2nd birthday…*suddenly silent*
Black : what’s wrong?
Gekikara : we forgot giving him a name for two years…
More Healthy Than Vegetables
Black : *from the kitchen* Gekiiii, please help me feeding him. I’m busy making dinner.
Gekikara : *watching TV* mmkay…*yawn*
*few mins*
Baby : *laugh*
Gekikara : it’s delicious right? You will be a strong yankee by eating this everyday! *giggle*
Black : *appear* I don’t want my child to be like Daruma! (=A=)
Forgotten
*after went shopping for daily supply*
Black : Dozen of eggs…check. Canned soup…check. A sack of rice…check. *listing*
Gekikara : You’re no fun! Where’s the cookies and snacks? (*3*)
Black : If we want our kid eating healthy food, he should see the parents doing so!
Gekikara : He won’t see us anyway…
Black : Eh?
Gekikara : You left him in the department store…
Concern
Baby : *playing with the balls*
Black : *watching*he will be good at sports…*smile*
Baby : *playing with the crayons*
Black : *watching* he will be a good artist…*smile*
Baby : *playing with Gekikara’s hair*
Black : *watching* he will lose his sanity…*frown*
Traumatic
Gekikara : As a good parent, I will teach you some things! *giggle*
Baby : *laugh*
Gekikara : *giggle* Kore nande…? (what is this?)
Black : *appear* Don’t you dare shoving that pencil to his nose!! (=A=)
Nostalgic
Gekikara : I’m just teaching him about school stuff!
Black : I’m scared you know.
Gekikara : He’s not Team Hormone *giggle*
Black : *shiver* You don’t know how scary you were back then…
How I Met Your Mother
Gekikara : Ne…okotteru? *giggle*
Black : I’m not mad *back-facing*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gekikara : *facing the baby* Ne? You too? Okotteru? *giggle*
Baby : HUAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Black : I don’t remember why am I falling in love with this bizarre… *stares at Gekikara*
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